What a momentous occasion! Last night, at approximately 8:30pm, Saddam Hussein was captured in Iraq by U.S. forces! Great celebration. Even Iraqi people are celebrating and calling for a trial for this evil tyrant.
I suppose now, all of our great anti-American celebrities can begin to champion for his release, so he can go back and torture people again. We'll no doubt be hearing from Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, the Baldwins, Sean Penn, and all of the other great political minds that Hollywood has brought us. What great thinkers we have been endowed with!! Why, the total education must equal that of, say, my fourth-grader?
Cheerio...