Ok.
Here's another possible ending for the Angel series.
Remember how the next last episode ended? They were all standing around the room looking at Angel after he made that death and doom speech about what they were about to do.
Spike begins by chiming "I'm in."
Then the rest follow suit.
"I'm in."
"I'm in."
Etc.
Blip-vert to various scenes of the MoG walking around with Verizon cell phones talking to each other. Since the Circle of the Black Thorn or whatever it's called is not "in," the apocalypse is averted without a drop of blood ever being shed.
Can you hear me now?
I know.
It's the stupidest thing I've ever written.
But, c'mon! Surely I'm not the only one who thought of Verizon when they all started saying "I'm in?"